- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Yo Momma is not fat.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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