What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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