a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Anti Joke

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