- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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