- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

this website is a bad joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

There was once a man who lived in a box.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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