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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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