- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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