How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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