It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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