A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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your mom.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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