- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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