- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

i found waldo.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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