- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

a man makes a bad joke

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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