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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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