- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Cancer

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Men's rights

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

i had a black friend once......just kidding

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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