Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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David Cameron

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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