- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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