There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

You know what's cool? Yep.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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