- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Knock Knock. Doors open

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

school homewrok

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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