What is square and grey? A grey square.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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