What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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dallen loves penis

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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like if your cool

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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