- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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