- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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