- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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