What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Gus's mom

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...