- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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