What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

rocky is here again.......................

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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