- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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