So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Gus's mom

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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