- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What rhymes with milk...milf

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

child labor

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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