Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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