Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Pickle

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Yellow People !!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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