Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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