- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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