Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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