roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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feminism

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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