Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Cheese

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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