A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Heskey time.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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