What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Maths.

Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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