- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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