One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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