Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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