What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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