- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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