Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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