- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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