- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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