What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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