i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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salad days!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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