- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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