what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...