- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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