Jebron Lames.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Knock Knock.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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