Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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