- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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