- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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