- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

TRICERATOPS!

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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