pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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The Qur'an

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Denard Robinson

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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