Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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The New York Giants

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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God is real.

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woman's rights

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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