Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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