What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

There was a chicken. It squarked.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

dat shoe shine tho

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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