- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Detroit has a low crime rate

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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