How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Black people stink of shite!

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