Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

So a horse walks into a barn.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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