- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Poker? I barely even know her.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

silver bullet?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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