- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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