How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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. . I am a whale

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Men's rights

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Anti Joke

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