- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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