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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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