- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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