What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

binladin walks into the american seals

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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