rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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9/11

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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