- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Charlie Sheen is winning

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

civil rights

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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