Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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