- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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