- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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