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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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