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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What is white and black and red all over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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