She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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