There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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