What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man did not like this site

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

steven hawking walks into a bar

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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