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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Gay rights.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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