- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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