whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A man walks into a bar. Because he's had a rough day, he asks the barender for a drink. Then another... Then another... (continued) The man walks out of the bar and goes to his car. He starts to drive back to his house. He wobbly makes turns and closes his eyes every 5 seconds or so. He also talks to his boss on his phone for the majority of the ride. Surprisingly enough, he makes it home safely and doesn't harm anyone else despite the large amount he had to drink. He stumbles into his apartment and goes up to his room. He slumps down onto his bed on his back very heavily, causing the room to shake a bit. He opens his eyes, only to find his glass shandelier falling from directly above his face. His body was found by his girlfriend the next morning. I guess there's no real moral to the story then... Maybe it's: You can drink and drive, but don't put a shandelier directly above your bed... I guess? Wow. What are the odds?

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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