- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

He--Hey guys

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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