- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

12 in general

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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