- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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