- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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