- Anti Joke

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Fat? Jesse Z

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!