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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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