what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Where's my baby??

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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