- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

You know what's cool? Yep.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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