NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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