What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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