- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Male leadership.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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