Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Eric is gay Ha

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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