Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Ross.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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