What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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