Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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