what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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