Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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woman's rights

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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