What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Japan

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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