periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what are you mike bibby?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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