What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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