- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What's worse than this That :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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