- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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