Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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