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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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