- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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whats green and lives in the water

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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