- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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