- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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