what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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hello anomonous

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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