Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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