What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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