- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what do you call a black chef glendon

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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