- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Good job, son.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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