It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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