How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

read this sentence again.

This is an anti-joke.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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