Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Womens rights

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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