- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

VITAMIN C!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Potassium? K.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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