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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

nolan is gay

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

Male leadership.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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