Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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