Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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