- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Eric is gay Ha

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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