- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Your mam is so fat.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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