- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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