Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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