- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Knock knock knock OCD

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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