- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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