What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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