- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

I just threw up..In my pants.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Michael Brown

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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