50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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