- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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